Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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