i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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