I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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