Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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