Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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