My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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