Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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