windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
