omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
Randomize
