and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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