The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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