shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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