I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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