He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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