Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
Randomize
