There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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