i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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