bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
porn star boner night. come get it.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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