If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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