I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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