Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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