I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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