More tranny stories later!
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Randomize
