...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
actually, I'm a sock model
I met the friendliest cop last night
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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