At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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