Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
