it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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