just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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