remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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