I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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