Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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