Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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