God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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