Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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