absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
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