Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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