with your own penis?
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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