what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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