Apparently you make a good broom.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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