dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
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