so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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