Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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