Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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