well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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