my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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