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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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