i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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