We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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