All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
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