why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
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