So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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