There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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