watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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