It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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