Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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