did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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