If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
what day is it and did you see me today?
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
I love you.
Bad choice
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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