he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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