mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
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